how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
if a guy stares at ur boobs
just stare at his dick
maybe squint a little bit
Something I’ve never noticed before:
Snape not only deflects McGonagall’s attack but uses it to take down Alecto and Amycus in a single armwave behind his visual field. Like they both had their wands out too but BOY they did not see that coming. Snape knew that he needed to get rid of them before being driven out of the castle so that they wouldn’t harm any of the students GOD what a badass motherfucker
I’m really good at flirting with people when I’m not interested in them
Dairy cows in Holland are let out to pasture for the first time since the winter months
me sneakin up on da pussy
i JsUT FUCKING SPIT EVERYWHERE
It’s that time of month again… you know what that means…
BEST DESCRIPTION OF A PERIOD I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE
I just came back in from letting my dog out.
he didn’t want to come in so I kept trying different things to get him to come and finally he ran the opposite direction and tripped over a large branch and did this ungraceful flip and I exclaimed out loud “DAMMIT MOON MOON!”
and about five houses down someone is having an outdoor party around a bonfire and I hear someone from there exclaim back “WHO THE FUCK INVITED MOON MOON!”
